January 30, 2009

Jeff Kreisler Unemployed: Mass Layoffs

72,000 people lost their job this week. What does a voice of the unemployed have to say about it?

Jeff Kreisler’s first book, “Get Rich Cheating,” will be published by Harper Collins this Spring.



January 29, 2009

Freedom of Suck

Leave it to The Yankees to try to get around the First Amendment.

Maybe if you didn’t suck, people wouldn’t say you suck.



Run Squirrel Run

One random thing…

Just heard George Mitchell was named special envoy for Arab-Isreali affairs.
Finally, we’ll know which Palestinian rock-throwers are on steroids.

Frankly, the use of PEDs in the Infitada should prohibit them from entering the Hall of Fame. The 100 Days War… Now that was a Middle East conflict you could believe in.

p.s. R.I.P. Rabbit



January 22, 2009

Obamathon mini-recap

Whirlwind week…
Louisville area for a college gig, then D.C. for
– two sold out Shoot The Messenger shows
– a TV appearance on CBC News: Sunday, talking Bush/Obama/Comedy
– two sold out Comedy Against Evil shows at the DC Arts Center
– a fundraiser gig for The Fisher House (you should donate NOW)
– and, of course, amazing inaugural festivities. Concert, swearing in, parade, cold, cold, and COLD. We were near the Washington Monument, so go to the satellite picture and look for the white guy near the black guy. That’s me.

It was fantastic. Joy. Positivity. Hope. A brief moment to smile before it’s back to work.

More soon…



January 16, 2009

This Week in Cheating

Bernie Madoff Special Report, on HuffingtonPost



On TV Sunday

Hey, will be on Sunday morning news show, talking political satire transition Bush to Obama.
Go here for your local or internet listings.
International TV star indahouse.



January 7, 2009

D.C. tickets on sale now

Comedy Against Evil, Jan 18 & 19

Shoot The Messenger, Jan 16 & 17. Tickets here.

Yay! Comedy!
Yay! Obama!
Yay!



January 6, 2009

Booze v. Medicine

A subtle difference between Bush and Obama:
Talking about the economy, B.O. said “Right now, the most important task for us is to stabilize the patient. The economy is badly damaged – it is very sick.”
Bush, on the other hand, recently declared “Wall Street got drunk” and “the market’s hungover after the economic binge of the last decade.” Hey, at least he’s writing his own speeches.

Of course, after “stabilizing the patient,” Obama and the other attendees will argue over who gets to sleep with McDreamy. (Or is it McSteamy?)


Jeff Kreisler will be performing in D.C. Jan. 18 & 19



Random Tuesday

According to MasterCard, I just finished a month of research on my next book, “Get Rich Commercializing Religious Holidays.” It’s going to be printed on a series of greeting cards.

Feeling sluggish? Want to get back in bed? Need a little boost?
Then try the all new “Blech,” the vague thing that does all that super stuff!
Blech! For When You’re Feeling!

“The radio transistor is no longer receiving signals. It has gone dead. Authorities are transferring their prime suspect from the networks to an internet holding facility.” – Devo, circa today



January 1, 2009

Let me be the 203rd person to say…

Happy New Year!

Health, happiness, and Ha in 2009