72,000 people lost their job this week. What does a voice of the unemployed have to say about it?
Jeff Kreisler’s first book, “Get Rich Cheating,” will be published by Harper Collins this Spring.
72,000 people lost their job this week. What does a voice of the unemployed have to say about it?
Jeff Kreisler’s first book, “Get Rich Cheating,” will be published by Harper Collins this Spring.
Leave it to The Yankees to try to get around the First Amendment.
Maybe if you didn’t suck, people wouldn’t say you suck.
One random thing…
Just heard George Mitchell was named special envoy for Arab-Isreali affairs.
Finally, we’ll know which Palestinian rock-throwers are on steroids.
Frankly, the use of PEDs in the Infitada should prohibit them from entering the Hall of Fame. The 100 Days War… Now that was a Middle East conflict you could believe in.
p.s. R.I.P. Rabbit
Whirlwind week…
Louisville area for a college gig, then D.C. for
– two sold out Shoot The Messenger shows
– a TV appearance on CBC News: Sunday, talking Bush/Obama/Comedy
– two sold out Comedy Against Evil shows at the DC Arts Center
– a fundraiser gig for The Fisher House (you should donate NOW)
– and, of course, amazing inaugural festivities. Concert, swearing in, parade, cold, cold, and COLD. We were near the Washington Monument, so go to the satellite picture and look for the white guy near the black guy. That’s me.
It was fantastic. Joy. Positivity. Hope. A brief moment to smile before it’s back to work.
More soon…
Bernie Madoff Special Report, on HuffingtonPost
Hey, will be on Sunday morning news show, talking political satire transition Bush to Obama.
Go here for your local or internet listings.
International TV star indahouse.
Comedy Against Evil, Jan 18 & 19
Shoot The Messenger, Jan 16 & 17. Tickets here.
Yay! Comedy!
Yay! Obama!
Yay!
A subtle difference between Bush and Obama:
Talking about the economy, B.O. said “Right now, the most important task for us is to stabilize the patient. The economy is badly damaged – it is very sick.”
Bush, on the other hand, recently declared “Wall Street got drunk” and “the market’s hungover after the economic binge of the last decade.” Hey, at least he’s writing his own speeches.
Of course, after “stabilizing the patient,” Obama and the other attendees will argue over who gets to sleep with McDreamy. (Or is it McSteamy?)
Jeff Kreisler will be performing in D.C. Jan. 18 & 19
According to MasterCard, I just finished a month of research on my next book, “Get Rich Commercializing Religious Holidays.” It’s going to be printed on a series of greeting cards.
Feeling sluggish? Want to get back in bed? Need a little boost?
Then try the all new “Blech,” the vague thing that does all that super stuff!
Blech! For When You’re Feeling!
“The radio transistor is no longer receiving signals. It has gone dead. Authorities are transferring their prime suspect from the networks to an internet holding facility.” – Devo, circa today
Happy New Year!
Health, happiness, and Ha in 2009