March 29, 2009

One of the world’s 50 greatest jokes…

…is, according to this article in Sunday’s New York Post, mine:

JEFF KREISLER – “I went to the Inauguration in DC. I feel bad for Bush — I’ve had bad days, done things I’m not proud of, but I’ve never performed so poorly that when I left, they threw a party with 2 million people and Bono.”

That plus being one of top 10 jokes at the Fringe… maybe I don’t suck.



March 27, 2009

On Strategy Room at 3pm

Check it live.
http://foxnews.com/strategyroom/



UK Trip Details

Excited for my trip to London & Edinburgh in one week (assuming my visa comes through…). Anyhoo, here are details for those who need to know (email me for more info):

Sa 4 AprilBromley Comedy Club – 8pm
Churchill Theater, Studio Bar, High Street, BR1, IHA

Su 5 April
99 Club – 8pm
28a Leicester Square, London WC2H 7 LE

Mo 6 April – Red Lion – 7:45pm
48 Parliament Street, Westminster, London, SW1A 2NH

Tu 7 April – Mendoza Cafe Bar – 9pm
30 High St, Aylesbury HP20 1SF Cancelllllllled

We 8 April – The Lamb Tavern – 7:30 pm
10-12 Leadenhall Market, EC3V 1LR

We 8 April Lower Ground – 9 pm
269 West End Lane, West Hampstead, London, NW6 1QS
Also cancel’d – FARK!

Th 9 thru Su 12The Stand Comedy Club – 8pm
5 York Place, Edinburgh, Scotland, UK



March 25, 2009

This Week In Cheating on HuffPo

A little something about hedge funds right here on HuffPo.
Check it.



GetRichCheating.com is live!

Check it out, send me feedback, bookmark it, go there and be loved.
GetRichCheating.com



March 23, 2009

Bullseye!

A very funny writer/satirist Fred Wickham runs a great blog, Bullseye Rooster. He was somehow duped into writing this about moi:
Get Rich Cheating



A nice review

Performed in Toledo Friday night. Sponsored by the Univ. Toledo College Democrats. Fun group, good times. Here’s a nice write up by the school paper: Nothing off limits in Kreisler comedy act

Favorite pull quote:
“While he joked about the environment, gays, politics… he focused on how America needs to solve its problems by being unified and more educated. It’s nice how he turns these things on their heads and makes them funny.”



March 20, 2009

Yes, they have articles

Just found out Get Rich Cheating will be reviewed in the June issue of Penthouse Magazine.
Sweet. Can’t wait to tell my folks



March 17, 2009

Cramer, Stewart, & Kreisler, Attorneys At Law

One of my favorite comedy blogs – one that, IMHO, is the most consistently interesting, informed, and useful – is thecomicscomic, run by my friend Sean McCarthy.

I just fooled him into writing about my random Cramer-Stewart connection. Despite weak material (i.e. me), he did a great job. Read it here.



March 16, 2009

Unemployed! Episode 5

New Jeff Kreisler: Unemployed! Click here.
I’m over it… in 90 seconds

via iget2work.com



March 13, 2009

On Strategy Room at 3pm

On FoxNews.com at 3pm today.
Hopefully talking Cramer, Madoff, Stanford and cheating.

Smooch.



March 12, 2009

A big day for cheating

Madoff goes behind bars
Stanford takes 5
The Palin PR ruse falls apart
Cramer admits rigging the game.
Kreisler suckers you into pre-ordering Get Rich Cheating.



Cramer v Cramer v Cheating v Kreisler

I used to write the Funny Money column for Jim Cramer’s TheStreet.com.
You may wonder, “Jeff, is that where you got the idea for ‘Get Rich Cheating‘?”
This video of him admitting that he manipulated the market for his own gain (cleverly broadcast just after the statute of limitations for such actions ran out), would suggest “yes.”
Especially since it’s mentioned on page 249. For reals.

p.s. The guy interviewing him is my good friend, Aaron Task, so leave him be. As for Cramer, I worked for him for 3 years, had great numbers despite being buried on Sundays, and he wouldn’t even read my book. So f ‘im.



March 6, 2009

Proof of persuasion

Here’s me telling it like it is on FoxNews.com:
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Yes, that is a Hooters Girl to my right. Fox News… staying classy.

(thanks to Jane Condon for the pic).



March 5, 2009

On Fox News at 3pm today

Watch it live streaming.

This time, the gloves get slightly loosened.



March 4, 2009

Blago Steals Again

Blagojevich signs a book deal with Phoenix Books to recap his career.
Too late, Rod, it’s already been done:
Get Rich Cheating



Let it out, let it all out

I dare you not to enjoy this:
F-U Penguin Blog



March 2, 2009

Mad Men & Amy Sedaris

Here’s a very funny video with a bit of me, a lot of pomade, and a little touch of Amy Sedaris:

It’s a promo for a great show, The Sushan Channel, on March 9 at the 92Y, produced by Daily Show writer Rob Kutner.