Jeff Kreisler

The Confusion Laughter Peace Times

Showcasing parody, satire, videos, essays, rants, commentary and other amusing art.

Madness!!!

Check out the critically acclaimed columns for Toad's Road, as the NCAA Basketball Tournament gets run over by amphibians, Kreislers, and laughs...

News Flashes

Oh, really? How surprising... (more)

AUSTIN, Texas - Jenna Bush was sentenced again for underage drinking. Although there is nothing "wrong" with underage drinking, the Court determined that Jenna should "know better." According to a law passed by her father, if she's convicted a third time, she has to go to jail for up to 5 years. And, if she then turns black, poor, or retarded... she has to die. Because it's Texas.

Protest in Oakland Gets Out of Hand (more...)

Sports

When Barry Bonds donated his bat, he said that "baseball bats donÕt hit home runs, people hit home runs." Susan Sarandon then lobbied Congress for background checks on ballplayers, child safety locks on bats, gloves, and jockstraps, and stict liability on all bat manufacturers for damages done to cars, mailboxes, and the dreams of Red Sox fans worldwide.

Business

Stock Market Has Ulcer.

Science

Scientists Discover the Pizza Genome.

Law

Prostitute Acquited on Technicality, Bad Pun

Tells Judge, "I get off, you get off."

Arts & Entertainment

Billy Joel classified as Gateway Drug.

Life

Local Man Speaks Like Yoda; Without Friends, He Soon Shall Be.